CANADA ORDERS SHOPS TO DESTROY AUSTRALIAN VEGEMITE

An Australian business owner in Canada has been ordered to destroy $8000 in Vegemite after a fight with the Canadian Food Inspection Agency. Found Coffee, a chain of Australian-themed cafés in Toronto, sells Vegemite directly to customers. But the food inspection agency is telling the owner that the batch of Vegemite was non-compliant with Health Canada regulations – it has added vitamins which are not permitted in food products sold in Canada. The added vitamin is Vitamin B. All Vegemite products are fortified with vitamin B, according to the product’s website. The café has voluntarily removed the product until they can work out a compromise.
* The Canadian poutine cartel is behind this, aren’t they.
* Boy, I’m glad I’m not a Canadian in Toronto – unable to get my thick, dark-brown food spread made from leftover brewer’s yeast extract. (* Yes – that’s what Vegemite is. Barf!)
* While Canada is busy fighting the Vegemite war with Australia, this could be just the opportunity for America to sweep in and grab it as our 51st state! All hail Vegemite!
* Vitamin B is essential for various bodily functions, including energy production, nervous system health, and red blood cell formation. It plays a role in the breakdown of fats, proteins, and carbohydrates. Who needs that crap?