BRAZILIAN BROTHEL ADDS TRUMP TARIFF ON AMERICAN SEX CUSTOMERS

A Brazilian brothel has reportedly slapped a 50 per cent tax on its American customers in response to Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs. Cabare Thatys Drinks, a sex bar in the city of Fortaleza, has added a so-called “Tarifa do Trump” cost for US tourists – sending the cost of a night of “full service” soaring. An American who went to the place posted a handwritten bill he was issued after a night out. He was charged $44.72 for a “Programa” — the local term for a full service. And then there was an additional $18.78 on top of that for the tariff. He was also charged $8.95 for five beers and a $1.79 for a condom.
* A tariff on sex? I won’t stand for this!
* Jeeze, no negotiation, no nothin’.
* You know what I’m taking from this story: Wow – five beers for 9 bucks!!!
* This is what you can expect when you travel “south of the border.” If you know what I mean.
* What if they throw a head tax on top of that?
* Anyway, hope you’re enjoying today’s radio Programa. Leave the money on the dresser.