BIOLOGY STUDENTS USE CAT INTESTINE AS JUMP ROPE

A San Antonio, Texas high school is defending a science lesson during which students used cat intestines as a jump rope. In video obtained from a whistleblower by PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Churchill High School juniors and seniors are seen jumping rope with cat intestines. “It does looks bad,” 18-year-old Churchill senior Ashlei Walsh says she was inside the classroom that day. She says the video was taken out of context. “It’s really educational. It wasn’t just for fun.” PETA, of course, wants Churchill High School to end animal dissection immediately.
* Wait’ll the class starts playing Dodge Frog.
* Also, a cat brain is the perfect size for hackeysack.
* “Wet cleanup in Room 203.”
* Hey, at least the kids were getting some exercise.
* Meanwhile, the class’s pet mice had no problem with it.
* I like the senior Ashlei saying it was really educational. Yeah, maybe this should be a major.
* Ashlei, that level of BS’ing is okay for high school but you’re going to have to up your game when you get to college.
* The only thing I learned is that kids still like to screw around in class.
* She says the video was taken out of context? Okay, now you’re starting to BS at a college level.