WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Jan 14
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WEDNESDAY – Jan 14
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ZOE SALDANA NEWEST TOP-GROSSING ACTOR
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ACTOR TIMOTHY BUSFIELD ARRESTED, DENIES ABUSE CHARGES
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A Jehovahs witness knocks on the door.
Old lady invites him in, makes him a cup of tea, and asks, “What did you want to talk about?
Kid says, “Hell if I know. I’ve never gotten this far before.“
The Pep Boys
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Yogi Waits For Pic-a-nic Basket
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TUESDAY, Jan 13 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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CHOPPELGANGERS
“Someone who looks like you but slightly worse.”
REC CENTER EMPLOYEE STEALS $60 INSULATED CUP
Actual quote: “This cup would be great to hold my breast milk.”