SUMMER IS GETTING LONGER
And Leon is getting larger.
UGANDAN ARMY GENERAL WANTS $1 BILLION, AND A BEAUTIFUL TURKISH WOMAN
Opportunity knocks, ladies.
MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE OF A RACING WRECK
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WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (April 10-12)
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Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
Let’s Play Makeup
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Someone Has Way Too Much Time At Breakfast
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FRIDAY, Apr 10 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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MAN WITH OUTSTANDING WARRANT APPLIES FOR POLICE JOB
He copped to it.