WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Sept 3
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WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Sept 3
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WEDNESDAY – Sept 3
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SNL ADDS FIVE NEW CAST MEMBERS
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MAN LOCATES STOLEN LUGGAGE, THIEF WEARING HIS CLOTHES
At least he found clothesure.
A & M AUTOLAND – Farsighted Al
Anyone can see … Al’s a moron.
MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS PRESENTERS, PERFORMERS
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THE CONJURING: LAST RITES
Starts Friday, September 5 in theaters.
WEDNESDAY, Sept 3 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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Old man is sitting in the park.
He tells the guy at the next bench, “I don’t smoke, don’t drink, I don’t eat desserts, I don’t chase women, and tomorrow I will celebrate by 90th birthday!”
The other guy says, “How?”