AUDIO: VINCE THE SHAM-WOW GUY IS RUNNING FOR OFFICE
That sounds about right these days.
JAPAN ATTACKED BY BEARS
Looking pretty grisly.
MAN BUYS REJECTED LOTTERY TICKET, WINS $1 MILLION
What a lucky man he was.
MOST SINFUL CITIES OF 2025
Oh, like Denver thinks it’s so special.
SOLID GOLD TOILET SELLS AT AUCTION
Believe it or not.
VALET TAKES CAR ON A JOYRIDE TO GET BURGER
But it was so funny in “Ferris Buelller.”
NED DEEDLER’S BAIT SHOP BLACK FRIDAY SALE
Free box of leeches.
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (November 21-23)
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A woman goes to her doctor and asks for birth control pills.
The doctor is shocked: “Why do you want those?” She replies, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor says, “How do they help you sleep better? Woman says, “I put them in my 16-year-old daughter’s orange juice every morning, and I sleep at night like a baby.”
Are You My Mother?
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