OKLAHOMA IS THE NEW LIGHTNING CAPITAL OF THE U.S.
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OLDEST KNOWN HOSTESS TWINKIE TURNS 50
And it doesn’t look a day over 30.
WHAT ANIMALS DO WE THINK WE COULD BEAT UP?
And why would we want to?
NEW GADGETS AT THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW, PART 2
Don’t be blinded by the science.
GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION
Starts Friday, January 9 in theaters.
PRIMATE
Starts Friday, January 9 in theaters.
A drunk man is walking zig-zag on the road.
A police officer stops him and asks, “Where are you going at this time?”
The drunk replies, “I’m going to attend a lecture.”
The police officer says “Who gives lectures at midnight?”
The drunk says, “My wife.”
Pirate Breakfast
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Don’t Worry, Buddy, I’ll Get You To The Ocean
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MONDAY, Jan 5 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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