MOM TURNS IN BANK-ROBBING SON
How embarrassing.
WAS THERE INSIDER BETTING ON NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER?
You bet there was.
WHICH CARS DO BIRDS POOP ON THE MOST?
This survey is the shit, baby.
WOULD YOU LET A COMPANY SPONSOR YOUR WEDDING?
This wedding brought to you by Jiffy Lube.
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (Sept 10-12)
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DIANE KEATON DIES AT 79
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PHOTO RADAR FRAMING
I’ve been framed!
JOHN LODGE OF THE MOODY BLUES DIES AT 82
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How do you know if a pirate is vegetarian?
He has a carrot on his shoulder.