BURGLAR ATTEMPTS TO ROB HOME OF MMA FIGHTER
“Who lives in this house?” “Beats me.”
“Who lives in this house?” “Beats me.”
I hate to eat and run.
Schwinnnnn(g)
And not a day too soon.
He takes it outside to drink on a bench. A nun walks by and scolds him: “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink?” The man replies, “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.” They go back and forth, until the nun admits she’s never actually tasted whiskey. She says, “Maybe if I had just a sip, I’d understand better. But I can’t be seen drinking out here. Could you order me one in a teacup?” The man goes back inside, and says to the bartender: “Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.” The bartender yells: “Is that nun here AGAIN?!”
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