TUESDAY, Feb 17 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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Why did the crab cross the road?
It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.
Caution Ahead
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Mom, Wake Up
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OLYMPIC NEWS FOR TUESDAY, FEB 17
Big boots. Big skis. Luge love.
WORSE THAN REJECTION
Brutal.
FLORIDA MAN GETS STUCK INSIDE VAN WHILE ROBBING IT
Rookie mistake.
MAN GOES ON RAMPAGE OVER AIRLINE TICKET KIOSKS
Understandably.
AUDIO: NPR HOST SUES GOOGLE FOR STEALING HIS VOICE
Oh, they did it, alright.
BAD BUNNY SUGARCANE COSTUMES FOR SALE
I’m bushed.