TUESDAY ALMANAC – Mar 3
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In St Petersburg, Russia, a seven-year-old boy plunged from an 80ft apartment window, but was saved by a window cleaner standing on the ground. Khairullo Ibadullayev, 37, spotted the boy at the window, yelled for him to get back inside and then sprinted to a spot directly beneath the boy just as he suddenly dropped…
A North Carolina mother of three who went missing 24 years ago while going Christmas shopping has been found “alive and well.” Michele Hundley Smith was first reported missing Dec. 31, 2001. Smith was 38 years old at the time of her disappearance. She had left her home on Dec. 9 to go Christmas shopping…
The one that got away.
After a few minutes, the cabbie says, “Sister, I have a question, but I don´t want to offend you.”
The nun says, “I´ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.” Cabbie says, “Alright… I´ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.” She says “Well… are you single?” He says, “Yes.” She says, “Are you Catholic?” He says, “Absolutely!” Nun says, “Pull into that alley.” He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass. As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying. The nun says, “My dear child, why are you crying?” He says “Forgive me, Sister… I´ve sinned. I lied. I´m married … and I´m Jewish.” The nun says “That´s okay. My name´s Dave and I´m on my way to a Halloween party.”
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