AUDIO: DRIVER SICS BEES ON COPS
In Cervera, Spain, back on May 30, police pulled over a 70-year-old man on a traffic stop. He was intoxicated and belligerent. Police performed a breathalyzer test, and when they told him they would perform a second one, the man went to the back of his van, told the officers, “Now I’m going to kill you,” opened the doors, and released hundreds of bees. The officers received several bee stings and ran to take refuge in a nearby restaurant. Eventually, the bees were brought under control. The beekeeper was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol and for not wearing a seatbelt.
* And he got, like, two thousand additional charges because none of the bees were wearing seat belts, either.
* It’s like that movie “Willard,” only with bees.
* That’s what the cops get for pulling a sting operation.
* Coulda been worse. Coulda been scorpions.
* This story brought to you by EpiPen.
AUDIO: The Bee Scene from “Tommy Boy.”
