AUDIO: 5-YEAR-OLD TO 911: "DADDY WENT THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
A 5-year-old Massachusetts boy called 911 to report his father had run a red light. The boy tells a dispatcher: “Daddy went through a red light.” He then describes the vehicle and says it was “in the brand-new car, my mommy’s car.” Without missing a beat, the dispatcher asks to speak to the boy’s father, who gets on the line and says, “Oh, no.” The dad then apologizes for the boy’s call. The dispatcher and the dad share a laugh before the dispatcher lets the dad off the hook.
* Ha ha ha ha hangup, smack.
* “Daddy always drives bad when he smokes his funny cigarettes.”
* No Dairy Queen stop for that kid.
* “Let’s see how you like it when I call 911 the next time you wet the bed.”
* This is what you get for spoiling your 5-year-old with their own phone.
* No questions about possible child abduction, or distracted driving, or road rage? Good work, 911 operator!
* Wow, 5 is pretty young to be a snitch.
* Oh sure, a lot of us ratted out our siblings to our parents, but this? This was advanced.
* We may have a future NSA agent here.
* Wait, the real snitch here is the dispatcher who told the dad.
CLIP: The 911 call.
