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Because he found his new honey.

You deserve butter.

They tell the clerk at the reception desk they need a room to celebrate their first night as husband and wife. Desk clerk says, “Would you like the Bridal?” The woman says, “No, I’ll just hold on to his ears until I get the hang of it.”

The putter orders a beer. The iron orders a tequila. And the third golf club says, “None for me, I’m the driver”

It’s a cop, who says, “I’m sorry to bother you at this hour sir, but is this a picture of your wife?” And shows the guy a picture. “Yes, it is,” the guy says. The cop says, “Well sir, it looks like she’s been in a terrible car accident.” The guy says, “Yeah, but she’s got a great personality.”