AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE BATHROOM FROGS

Miami Bay-area residents are prone to getting quite the bathroom surprise: bathroom frogs. Marley Mills said this has been a recurring event in her Brandon, Florida home. Her family goes to use the toilet and – surprise! – it’s a frog. Mills said it’s happened to everyone in her family, and at first she got a kick out of it, but now that it’s happened to her about seven times in the past two months, the thrill is gone. Master plumber James Greco said it’s not uncommon in the Bay area. He gets calls on bathroom frogs typically twice a month. He says they come through the roof, through the plumbing vent pipe, climbing in to look for food or shelter then getting stuck. Greco’s solution is to put a piece of mesh or chicken wire over the pipe.
* I’m surprised the Florida pythons coming up through the toilets don’t eat the frogs coming in through the vents.
* Do the Florida frogs at least eat the Florida spiders while they’re in the house?
* Could Master plumber James Greco please explain how the frogs get onto the roof?
* I mean, I realize frogs can jump – but onto the roof?
* Little pole vaults, maybe?
* “(knock knock) Honey, are you all right in there?” “It was a frog.” “Sure it was.”
* If you’re ever going to vacation in Florida, plan on holding it until you fly back through Atlanta.
* The people of Miami should be grateful. At least the frogs keep their minds off the Zika virus.
* I guess they’re using all the mesh wire on their bongs down there.
* This could be a great opportunity for the right French restaurant.
* They could have a B.Y.O.F. night: Bring Your Own Frogs.