STRANDED TUBERS WERE TOLD THE RIVER GOES IN A CIRCLE

In Michigan, three young women wanted to go on a tubing trip down the Muskegon River on Tuesday but ended up spending the night on the river bank, scared and yelling for help. The women, all in their 20s, had never been tubing before. They bought some tubes and headed to the popular launch site at the Maple Island Road bridge. They were informed by a man at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car. The gals believed him. About six hours later, with darkness closing in and their car nowhere to be found, the trio decided to get out on the riverbank where they ended up spending the night yelling for help. About noon on Wednesday a fisherman floating the river heard their cries for help. Muskegon Township firefighters launched their river rescue boat and found the women about three miles from where they had put in. Other than a few bug bites and scratches, the women were fine.
* So – all blondes, then?
* I wonder if they thought the reason they weren’t floating past their car over and over was because somebody stole it?
* They don’t teach geography in schools any more, do they?
* You idiots. The movie was “A River Runs Through It” – not “A River Circles Around It.”
* “The river goes in a circle. That’s where water parks got the idea for their lazy-river tube rides.”
* “It’s caused by the Earth spinning, the same thing that makes hurricanes go in a circle.”
* If they’re going to have to go through this much just to learn the basics, it’s going to be a long life.
* Isn’t this where you gather and say, “Look, when we’re rescued, let’s not mention the part about the river circling around, okay?”
* Then one of them said, “How can it flow at all when the earth is flat?”
* Three young women on a river, huh? “Deliverance” could have been a much better movie.
* PHONE TOPIC: Did anyone every scam you like this?