POKEMAN GO CATCHES CHEATING BOYFRIEND

A New York City man is claiming that Pokémon Go helped his girlfriend catch him cheating on her. Pokémon trainer Evan Scribner was hanging out with an ex-girlfriend in Bushwick last week. Scribner then opened up the app to catch some Pokémons, which tracks the users’ locations. When Scribner returned home to Queens, his current girlfriend checked the Pokémons he had recently acquired and noticed that he had caught one while near his ex’s house in Bushwick. “She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex’s house,” Scribner told the New York Post. He couldn’t offer any good excuses for why he would be in Bushwick, so his girlfriend left him.
* Gotta catch ’em all!
* If he’s a Pokémon trainer, shouldn’t he know better?
* I guess “Those who can’t do, teach.”
* I think I know where he’d like Pokemon Go to go now.
* Wait – what’s a dork like this doing with TWO girls interested in him?
* It was an anomaly that couldn’t last.
* Get ready: From now on there will be at least one Pokemon Go reference in every news story.
* This could finally be the thing that takes the spotlight from Donald Trump.
* Next up: Playing Pokemon Go while wearing a trendy new fish bra.
* This guy needs a course in remedial lying. He didn’t even try to get out of it.
* It’s a new game: For every Pokemon you find you get another ex-girlfriend.