MAN SCANS GENITALS AT SUPERMARKET

Employees at a Quality Food Center grocery store in Seattle, Washington, noticed a man standing at a self-checkout station about 5 p.m., laughing to himself and plopping his exposed genitals on top of the scanner. The man soon took off but returned five hours later, only to be confronted by employees. Police were called, and the man was booked into King County Jail for investigation of indecent exposure.
* What’s the PLU code for sausage?
* Did he bring his own sack?
* Quality Food Center? Not any more.
* Letting a bunch of lasers shoot across your junk? Better you than me, pal.
* Oddly, the scanner rang up his privates as “Hormel Franks and Beans.”
* We all fight the Machine in our own ways.
* Sometimes it’s telling the EU to get out of your country. Other times it’s scanning your genitals.
* I can’t judge him. Not after what we did at the last office party.
* I hope he got a good laugh out of it, because the laughs won’t come as easy in jail.
* The next exposed genitals he could be handling could be his cellmate’s.