PORCH HIT WITH SPAGHETTI-O – FILLED WATERMELON

A watermelon stuffed with Spaghetti-Os was thrown at a woman’s front steps earlier this week in Warrington, Pennsylvania. Police said the stuffed watermelon was launched sometime at the home between Monday at 10 p.m. and Tuesday at 5 a.m. in northern York County, according to a Pennsylvania State Police news release.
* Uhh….act of God?
* Act of a vengeful God? A really, really vengeful God?
* Act of a vengeful God with a twisted sense of humor?
* Spaghetti-o’s and watermelon. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE????!!!!!
* A more practical weapon would be the Ragu-filled cantaloupe. Just sayin’, for next time.
* Sounds like somebody’s got their own private catapult.
* This is what war with Gallagher would look like.
* Sometime between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m.? Oh well, at least they narrowed down the month.
* If there’s some meaning behind this, I don’t want to know what it is.