KIDS EXTINGUISH FIRE WITH SUPER SOAKERS

In West Fargo, North Dakota, neighborhood kids with water guns saved a homebound resident from a fire Tuesday. The occupant of the apartment was on home oxygen and could not leave the apartment or put out the fire. A planter on a deck had caught fire from a not-quite-extinguished cigarette (* put in the planter by the man on oxygen!). The flames had extended into the siding and wood decking adjacent to the planter. Five neighborhood kids who were having a water gun fight saw the fire, alerted the occupant, and then used their Super Soaker water guns to control the blaze before firefighters arrived to find the deck smoldering.
* See? Guns are beneficial. Suck it, lib-tards.
* This is so cool. Who didn’t want to be a fireman when they were kids?
* The only thing that would top this is if the kids snuck on a rocket ship and became astronauts.
* “Hey, mister – we can put the fire out! How much you got in your wallet?”
* “Let’s see … save the old guy, or get to see a cool oxygen tank explosion. Hmmm …”
* Where’s the Super Soaker PR response? You know – special award for the kids, free products … are they asleep over there at the corporate office?
* West Fargo, North Dakota. Hold on. I’ve got to diagram that out.
* The man’s on oxygen because he smokes … well, that part checks out.
* Does he by any chance smoke through one of those hole-in-the-neck things?
* Hello? They’re called ashtrays.