THE MCDONALD'S OF THE FUTURE IS COMING

The McDonald’s of the Future is coming to St. Joseph, Missouri, this July. The experimental layout will include:
– Kiosks where the customers order by touch screen.
– All new menu items, customizable burgers
– Table-side service
– All-you-can-eat fries
– A private party room for birthday parties and such
– Light board tables, tabletop video games and a digital play area
* Oh, and Ronald McDonald is transgendered into Rhonda McDonald.
* Because nothing says “Welcome to the Future” like St. Joseph, Missouri.
* July? I guess I’ll just have to cancel my summer trip to Cancun.
* Just imagine – using the same touch screen to order the food you eat with your fingers that thousands of your fellow diners have also touched.
* Customizable burgers? Are they saying McDonald’s hasn’t gotten their hamburgers right yet?
* Customizable? Can I get a hamburger made with the patties they use at Burger King?
* Wow, this sounds more like the set of a Star Wars movie than a fast food restaurant.
* Sorry, my therapist said I should try and be more enthusiastic.
* All new menu items? Oh sure. They’re going to dump the entire menu and start again.
* Not that they shouldn’t.
* All-you-can-eat fries? Hold on. I might have been too hasty in my criticism here.