DOUBLE STABBING OVER DOODOO LEAVING

Police in Stockton, California, say two men stabbed each other Sunday evening in a fight that began with one defecating on the other’s lawn. Officers were called to a home shortly after 7:30 p.m. Investigators say a man came out of his home and attacked another man who had apparently gone to the bathroom on his lawn. The victim fell down while he was being chased and was stabbed several times, police said. At one point, officers say the victim was able to get the knife away from the man and stab his attacker in the neck. Officers arrested Lonale Shaw, 18, for assault with a deadly weapon.
* How about a charge of malicious mischief for the poop?
* Now he’s in deep doo-doo.
* Folks, if you’re going to poop on people’s lawns, carry a plastic bag with you and clean up after yourself.
* Meanwhile, a dog being walked on the other side of the street was thinking: “There’s something you don’t see every day!”
* 7:30 p.m.? That’s a little early to be wasted.
* Well, it’s a nice break from the fights over food.
* The man went to the bathroom on his lawn? Who has a bathroom on their lawn?
* See what happens when we try and speak politely?
* Have you ever thought about how wacky news shows up? I picture an electronic map of America with a flashing red light over Stockton, California this morning.