BROTHER STABBED OVER POT ROAST

Muncie, Indiana, police arrested 49-year-old Rodney Gilliam after he allegedly stabbed his younger brother several times with a three-pronged fork. The incident happened Monday after midnight. Police responding to the midnight call found blood outside on the front porch and more inside on the stairs leading up to the bedroom where the attack happened. Younger brother Randy says the two brothers had been drinking and started arguing. The two started fighting over a pot roast and who it belonged to. Randy – who, remember, had been drinking – said, “I had one de-thawing and I thought it was the one and it wasn’t and all he probably had to do was open the refrigerator and tell me it was there and it would’ve been squashed.” Rodney Gilliam has been charged with aggravated battery, but his brother doesn’t think he should get in trouble for what happened. “A family squabble, I mean, like I said I’m sorry he’s going to jail for it. I don’t want to see him do that but I guess, you know, you shouldn’t stab me,” said Randy.
* I’m going to side with the anti-stabbing crowd on this one.
* Now Rodney’s going to be the one getting poked.
* I think blood on the porch and stairs takes it up a notch from “family squabble.”
* These two take “food fight” to a whole new level.
* How did they ever survive Thanksgiving?
* Sounds like their relationship as brothers has come to a fork in the road.
* Put a fork in it – it’s done.
* I guess that’s where the expression “fork it over” comes from.
* Drunk in Muncie, Indiana with a pot roast de-thawing? Is this a great country or what?
* They each have to have their own pot roast in the fridge? So much for the war on obesity.
* The ironic part? It was supposed to be Spaghetti Night.