POLICE CHASE "JUST MARRIED" VEHICLE

Last Thursday, police in Mt. Juliet, Tennessee, spotted a Chevrolet Equinox – with the words “Just Married” written on the rear window – swerving in and out of lanes on Interstate 40. Police chased the car for around 20 miles, until the driver crashed into guard rails and concrete barriers. He eventually pulled over at a Nashville restaurant parking lot and gave himself up. The driver, Michael Smith, told officers about the circumstances leading up to the chase, telling them that he had “just got married and was trying to process everything” and “just had a life crisis and a lot on his mind.” It was unclear whether Smith had gotten married that day and was fleeing from his own celebrations. But he was only the occupant in the vehicle, registered in his name, and the whereabouts of his new wife were unknown.
* They let him off with a warning, and that warning was, “Don’t go home, son.”
* They also suggested he grow a pair.
* Well, if he wasn’t before, he’s definitely having a crisis now.
* “Just Married – But Not For Long.”
* Holy Cow! Usually it takes at least four weeks to realize you’ve made a horrible mistake.
* He’s trying to process everything? That’s a coincidence. So are the personnel booking him in down at the jail.
* Now he has a whole other ball and chain.
* The chase ended in Nashville? Man, this thing has “country song” written all over it.
* Just remember to put in a pickup truck and lose the Chevy Equinox.
* They should be able to locate his new wife pretty easily. Just look for the steam cloud coming out of her ears.