GUY HIRED SECOND HIT MAN TO KILL THE FIRST HIT MAN

A Massachusetts man charged with trying to hire a “hit man” to kill his estranged wife has now been convicted of trying to hire someone to kill the undercover state trooper who had posed as the hit man. Andrew S. Gordon, 53, of Chelmsford, has been convicted of trying to hire a New Hampshire gang member to kill the state trooper and another man, both witnesses in the state’s case against him. The gang member was actually another undercover officer. Gordon offered the officer $15,000. Gordon faces up to 50 years in prison and a maximum fine of nearly $1.3 million when he is sentenced May 20.
* You know what would fix this? Another hit man.
* Are there actually any real hit men? The movies makes it seem like there’s one on every corner.
* Hold on – I’m trying to get a picture of the Gangs of New Hampshire this guy thought existed.
* New Hampshire gangs must deal in illegal maple syrup.
* Give me a second…I’m going to have to diagram this one out…
* Wait, there was another man besides the first hit man and the second hit man?
* Oh, well. Let them sort it out in court.
* Good thing New Hampshire’s such a small state or this could have escalated into World War 3.