WALLET FINDER GIVES OWNER A SCOLDING

Rachel Maestri lost her wallet while running errands. She asked the grocery store to keep their eyes out for a lost wallet. She checked the bushes to see if a thief had stolen her cash and dumped the wallet, but nothing turned up – until two days later when a manila envelope appeared in her mailbox that contained her credit cards and drivers license – but no wallet. The package, postmarked two hours after she had lost her wallet, also contained a condescending letter, scolding her for spending too much. The letter read: “Shop less, enjoy more, don’t keep too much cash in your wallet, keep your wallet safe.” At the end of the bizarre letter was an equally sassy note: “P.S. Do your own nails. Stop splurging your money & SAVE.” Maestri said the note referred to a nail salon punch card she kept in her wallet. She says, “It really creeps me out that someone did something so personal and sent [the items] back to me.” The package did not include the $350 cash or the Target gift card that had originally been inside the Louis Vuitton wallet.
* Have you noticed how everybody is a lifestyle coach now?
* So the thief felt the $350 was fair payment for the good advice?
* Just return the stuff and skip the “tough love” lecture, okay? Jerk.
* How is keeping the $350 going to help her to “SAVE”?
* Getting the items back creeps her out? How about this part – he knows where you live.
* Hey, if you got your license back, it’s a win.
* I’m sure she canceled the credit cards already so no help there.
* How do you have a Louis Vuitton wallet PLUS a gift card for Target? That’s like opposite ends of the food chain, no?