BANK ROBBER ARRESTED AFTER ROBBING FIVE BANKS IN ONE DAY

A serial bank robber was arrested after he hit 10 Manhattan banks within a few months – including five in a single day last week. The suspect, 43-year-old Abdul Harley, who is homeless, was finally arrested after he robbed five more banks on Thursday. Harley first struck a Bank of America just before 9:30 a.m. and fleeing when the teller refused to give him any money. Then at 10:47 a.m., he did the same thing in the Banco Popular at 345 Park Ave., but this time, made off with an undetermined amount of money. Then —- lunch. THEN —- at 1:09 p.m., Harley demanded money from a teller at a Chase Bank, but fled empty handed when the cashier walked away from him. Number four happened at 1:40 p.m. at an HSBC Bank. Recognizing the suspect from photos the police had shared earlier in the week, staff ignored Hurley and he ran away. Shortly after that, Hurley’s robbing spree came to an end at the TD Bank where he tried to enter the through the front doors but was barred from going in by a security guard who recognized him from wanted fliers. Hurley ran away empty-handed, they said. By this time, officers were hot on his trail, catching up with him in front of Dallas BBQ restaurant at 1265 Third Ave., where he confessed to all of the robberies.
* I’d say he was an over-achiever, but he only got money from one of the banks.
* He made off with “an undetermined amount of money,” ’cause, you don’t expect banks to keep track of every single dollar do you?
* “How much money did the robber get?” “A bunch.”
* Donald Trump praised the robber’s never-give-up American spirit … I’m guessing.
* Wow, I counted 150 years of prison time just in this one story.
* Well, he won’t be homeless anymore, anyway.
* It’s always the ones you least suspect, isn’t it?
* Compared to this guy Bonnie and Clyde were total slackers.
* You know you have to work on your street cred when bank tellers just turn and walk away from you.
* A bank security guard even stopped him? That’s the ultimate insult.