DEAD MAN'S WILL ASKS PEOPLE TO NOT VOTE FOR TRUMP

A Pittsburgh chiropractor who recently passed away had an unusual last request for his mourners. In an obituary published last Wednesday in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Jeffrey Cohen, who died at the age of 70, asked his loved ones not to vote for Donald Trump. “Jeffrey would ask that in lieu of flowers, please do not vote for Donald Trump,” the obituary read. The rest of the obituary noted Cohen’s sense of humor, and mentioned his fondness for dirty jokes.
* Too bad it wasn’t Chicago. The dead man could vote for someone else himself.
* What happens if they vote for Trump? He haunts them?
* So the chiropractor didn’t like Trump? Well, don’t get all bent out of shape about it.
* Ever notice, no matter what happens, Trump gets press out of it?
* I mean any topic you can think of: “International Space Station Is Okay But Trump Would Have Built It Better.”
* “Cholera Epidemic in Ghana Reminds Doctors of Trump Campaign.”
* This guy is a walking press release.