KANSAS STATE MARCHING BAND'S OBSCENE FORMATION

Kansas State University officials have apologized for a marching band routine during Saturday night’s season opener that involved the rival Jayhawks and appeared to be adult-oriented in nature. The theme of the halftime show against South Dakota was “space,” and involved scenes from Star Trek and Star Wars. During one formation, the Kansas State marching band formed the Kansas mascot and what was supposed to be the starship Enterprise crashing into it. However, the spaceship wound up resembling male genitalia entering the mouth of a marching formation Jayhawk. Band director Frank Tracz issued a statement Sunday in which he said “there was absolutely no intent to display anything other than the Enterprise and the Jayhawk in battle.”
(video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0hBKPffgxU)
* “Scotty, thrusters on full.”
* Maybe they thought they were playing Oral Roberts (University).
* If it wasn’t really a penis formation, then why bother apologizing?
* Oh, I get it. The band director’s probably dissembling a little.
* That’s a fancy word for lying his ass off.
* You have to admit: A space ship that DID look like a giant penis would be pretty cool.