SEX TOYS HANGING FROM POWER LINES IN PORTLAND

Hundreds of sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon. The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement. A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.
* I’m sure this is just like Christmas to those sex-crazed Portlandians.
* Could they be, you know, hanging out to dry?
* It’s sending a message. Exactly what, I don’t know.
* I blame this on that “50 Shades of Grey” movie.
* No particular reason. It’s just, anything sexual, you blame on that movie.
* My question is why didn’t the authorities anticipate this happening?