DRUNK, NAKED IN A PIG BARN

In Manor Township, Pennsylvania, a 65-year-old man is charged with trespassing on a neighbor’s farm after police found him drunk and naked in a hog barn. Larry William Henry is charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass and public drunkenness regarding the June 26 incident. Henry was previously banned from being on the farm after he was found trespassing there in 2011. This time, Henry was naked with pigs inside a barn. “I just like pigs,” Henry told officers who asked why he was there. Police noticed an odor and alcohol, and Henry admitted to drinking a six-pack of Hamm’s beer.
* I like a good theme crime.
* Since he likes pigs, I’m sure he’ll enjoy plenty of porks in prison.
* I knew it had been too quiet in the bestiality department.
* Well, he’s not in there reading them poetry.
* I wonder if the smell of bacon gives him an erection?
* Wait, that’s true of a lot of food lovers.