WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND FOR NOT HAVING SEX

An Augusta, Georgia, woman was arrested after she attacked her boyfriend for refusing to have sex with her. Tabathia Lee Grooms, 35, came home around 11:30 p.m. on June 24 and attacked her boyfriend while he was sitting on the couch. She said she was angry that he refused her advances earlier that day, so she scratched him on the face, head and neck, then bit him on the arm. He ran into a bathroom and called 911. When deputies responded to the house, Grooms would not give her name at first and threatened to run over a deputy with a baby stroller, according to the incident report. She admitted she had been drinking.
* Refusing sex? Somebody needs to turn in their man card.
* “She’s Gotta Have It 2: No, Seriously, Dude – She’s REALLY Gotta Have It!”
* It’s not a good sign when foreplay leads to a 911 call.
* I like those sentences that start tough and change halfway through. You know…hype it up a little.
* For example, “She threatened to run over a deputy …” sounds so bad.
* But then the second half is “with a baby stroller.”
* She admitted she had been drinking? Thanks but it was sort of obvious.
* He refused her advances? I guess that’s one way to put it.
* Maybe the make-up sex will turn out better.