TRUCK FULL OF URINAL CAKES BURNS

Fire crews in Grand Junction, Colorado, extinguished a blaze Friday morning that destroyed a FedEx semi-trailer full of urinal cakes. The fire was reported at about 4:30 a.m. and knocked down in about nine minutes. Estimated damage from the blaze is $60,000 to the FedEx trailer. Damage to freight was unknown. Officials say the cause of the fire is under investigation.
* Would this happen if you had a burning sensation while peeing?
* Urinal cakes are flammable? That’s it, I’m using the stalls from now on.
* If you think these things smell strong, imagine them burning.
* Think of concentrated mothballs on steroids.
* Burning urinal cakes could hold back the Russian army when they invade Ukraine.
* If only there was some other way to douse burning urinal cakes.
* There’s your first band name of the week: The Burning Urinal Cakes.
* Why FedEx them? “We need those urinal cakes now! Overnight them!”
* Ironically, the firemen tried to aim their hoses right at them but they still splattered all around the fire.
* It’d have to be tough being a urinal cake. Who wants to get pissed on all day?
* Somewhere there’s now a tavern with the most disgusting restroom in the world.