MAN CLAIMS IT'S "FAKE METH"

In Spokane, Washington, Thomas Kammers, 42, was pulled over for driving with a completely flat tire and license plates that expired in September 2014. The deputy also found a bag of white crystals. Kammers told the officer it was “fake meth.” The deputy field-tested the crystals for methamphetamine. They tested positive. Kammers faces charges for possession and driving with a suspended license.
* Maybe he should have gone with “Oh that? That’s detergent. I’m on the way to do my laundry.”
* Just too lazy to hide the bag up his butt, eh?
* If he doesn’t like things put up his butt, he’s going to have a tough couple of years ahead of him.
* Gee, you’d hate to see an embarrassing story come out of Spokane.
* Seriously, haven’t we heard about enough from Spokane for a while?
* Don’t worry. He’s not a meth addict. Why? Because he self-identifies as a clean and sober person.
* Is it possible to put a whole city in a wacky news time-out?