FARMER EATS SNAKE THAT ATE HIS CHICKENS

A Texas farmer went to check on his guinea hens and discovered a snake had been snacking on them. The six foot long snake had already eaten a whole cage full of guineas and was heading towards the adjoining cage where the family dog was. Trevor Bounds killed the snake, then fired up his grill. He cooked the snake, and ate it. It turns out that, according to Bounds, “It didn’t taste like chicken. But yeah, pretty good, tastes like fish.”
* You’d think it would at least have the hint of chicken.
* A hen-stuffed snake? Sounds like Thanksgiving at Ozzy Osbourne’s house.
* Add a few more layers and you’ve got haggis.
* This is like a really half-hearted episode of “Man vs. Wild.”
* How many hens did it eat? Plenty. It was 6 feet long and 4 feet wide.
* Either the snake was really hungry or the man doesn’t check the hens that often.
* I guess checking the hens won’t be a problem now.
* You know the best way to serve a barbecued snake? In a hot dog bun. A really long hot dog bun.
* You know who enjoyed it the most when the man killed the snake? The family dog in the next cage over.