82-YEAR-OLD MAN ATTACKS 81-YEAR-OLD WOMAN OVER SIMULTANEOUS DOORBELLS

An 82-year-old man in Boca Raton, Florida, was arrested after deputies say he grabbed his 81-year-old neighbor’s neck during an argument over the fact that his doorbell rang whenever hers did. The victim, Victim Diana Willis-Morse, said her alleged attacker, Julian Mariasisame, came down to her apartment to confront her. The two had never spoken before. The confrontation was apparently triggered by a friend of hers ringing her doorbell. Mariasis barged into her apartment and started yelling at her about their doorbells being on the same frequency. He was “screaming like a banshee,” Willis-Morse said. When she tried to close the door, she told deputies, he pushed her and grabbed her throat.
* This went on all the ding-dong day.
* Aw, the poor old guy’s just upset because nobody ever visits HIM.
* The only 80-year-olds who can actually hear their own doorbells, and this happens.
* I think we may have found Dan Rather’s “What’s the frequency, Kenneth” guy.
* Many couples go all their lives without simultaneous bell-ringing.
* Their least favorite book: “For Whom the Bell Tolls.”
* And Ernest Hemingway actually lived in Florida too.
* Relax, these people will probably mellow out by the time they hit 90.
* This is troubling but it’s worse if they yell, “Who is it?” and there’s nobody there.
* They went off at the sound of the bell? Let’s hope the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight has this much action.