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CHEATIES CEREAL
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out: “… ground corn cobs.”


FUNNYBONE SALAD DRESSINGS
:08
out: “… made with nitrous oxide.”


GERKINS LOTION
:06
out: “… rough and irritated.”


MOLD MEDAL FLOUR
:07
out: “… lots of fuzzy colors.”


NIGHTMARESICLE ICE CREAM BARS
:10
out: “… before bedtime.”