MY WIFE. I THINK I’LL KEEP HER.

Best-selling author and motivational speaker Dale Partridge posted a photo of his wife and him on Facebook that’s been shared almost 300,000 times. It’s captioned, “Men are so worried that marriage will leave them with ‘only one woman’ for the rest of their lives. That’s simply not true. I fell in love with a 19-year-old rock climber, married a 20-year-old animal lover, started a family with a 24 year-old mother, then built a farm with a 25-year-old homemaker, and today I’m married to a 27-year-old woman of wisdom. If you’re mind is healthy, you’ll never get tired of ‘one woman’. You’ll actually become overwhelmed with how many beautiful versions of her you get to marry over the years. Don’t say no to marriage, say yes and keep saying yes until the day you die.” His wife, Veronica Partridge, garnered attention last year when she wrote a viral post on her blog about her decision to stop wearing leggings.
* So she’s also quite the rebel.
* Author, motivational speaker, AND Hallmark card writer.
* Guy is sappier than a Vermont maple forest.
* So I guess all the divorced people are just not sentimental enough?
* Wait’ll he meets the 34-year-old nagger, the 55-year-old menopausal crazy woman, and the 69-year-old cat lady.
* Today he’s married to a 27-year-old? Sorry, that’s not a big enough sample size.
* And it’s not always whether you’ll keep her. It’s whether she’ll keep you.
* This is one of those humble brags where the guy is saying, “Look at how awesome my approach is here.”
* He also found a very creative way to say, “I’m so whipped.”
* Meanwhile she’s thinking, “I wish he wasn’t such a sentimental fool. I wanted a real man.”

* PHONE TOPIC: Ladies, are you falling for this guy’s line?