1/3 OF PEOPLE WOULDN’T TRUST A DRONE TO DELIVER PIZZA

New Zealand was one of the first countries to give commercial drone delivery the green light last year. A week ago, Domino’s successfully delivered a pizza via drone in Auckland, New Zealand. But the chain will face an obstacle that has nothing to do with regulation: The majority of adults surveyed in a recent poll don’t trust drones to deliver their pizza. The YouGov poll reveals that only 37% have faith their delivery would arrive undamaged. Only a third of those surveyed trust that a drone-delivered pie would arrive the right temperature or drop off the pizza with no problems. The other two-thirds presumably prefer a human delivery person to a robot.
* This is why it’s good to do the research BEFORE you commit to the business plan.
* I’m not sure I like the idea of a drone “dropping off” a pizza.
* The “drop off” is quickly followed by the sound of a large “SPLATT!!”
* It’s not the drone delivery that’s the problem. It’s waiting for the pizza to go through TSA screening before boarding the drone.
* Can you imagine what the sky will look like if this takes off? They’ll be like mosquitoes up there.
* Of course, if Dominos wants to slide me a few free pizzas, I’d be willing to change my mind.
* Wait, is this really a glaring need? It’s not like we haven’t been getting enough pizza already.
* What we need is a drone that can lift our fat asses and take us to the gym.
* Personally, I’d like to see them be able to beam us the pizzas.