SIGNS YOU’RE TURNING INTO YOUR MOTHER

From Huffington Post writer Yagana Shah, here are 10 Signs You’re Turning Into Your Mother:
1. You’re chatty with the grocery store check-out folks.
2. You can’t remember your kids’ names.
3. You feel panicked if you don’t know where your kids are at all times.
4. You absolutely can’t stand wasting things – turning off lights, eat off the dinner plates, finishing the half-eaten food.
5. Your body parts have started to resemble your mom’s.
6. You constantly nag your kids.
7. You start dressing like your mom.
8. You’ve actually started to sound like mom.
9. You have the tendency to repeat the obvious.
10. You use the same one-liners you once used to hate.
* #11 Sign You’re Turning Into Your Mother: your name is Caitlyn Jenner.
* I don’t get it. They say “signs you’re turning into your mother” like it was a bad thing. (That should win me some points with Mom.)
* How about getting hyper-cautious: “Don’t go outside. You’ll catch your death of cold.”
* “Changing a light bulb? Be careful or you’ll get electrocuted.”
* How about when you put on or take off a sweater 20 times a day?
* How about spending a lot of time in the bathroom where you’ve hidden a bottle of booze? (Sorry, Mom.)
* How about – Your mom hated your choice of a husband, and now you’re starting to see her point.
* Plus you resolve every problem – no matter what it is – by sending someone to their room.
* Yagana Shah? Isn’t that one of the villains in the new Star Wars movie?
* PHONE TOPIC: When did you realize you became your mother? What “momisms” do you find yourself constantly spouting?