ENTENMANN’S SEEKS CHIEF DONUT OFFICER

National Donut Day is June 1, and to leech off some free publicity – I mean, in honor of the occasion – Entenmann’s baked goods is looking for its first ever Chief Donut Officer. Whoever takes on the title will get $5,000 and a year’s worth of donuts. To enter, legal U.S. residents age 18 or older can apply on Entenmann’s website from now through June 30. The application includes questions like “How would you help spread the love of Entenmann’s Donuts if you become the honorary Chief Donut Officer?” and “How would you make Entenmann’s Donuts even better?”
* Hint: dump them out of the box and replace them with Krispy Kremes.
* Chief Donut Officer? How much dough does it pay?
* Who else is sick of that extra syllable? Ent-EN-mann’s? Who else calls them “Ent-mann’s”? Show of hands? EVERYBODY! I KNEW it!
* How to make them better? Do a Marvel movie tie-in and rename them Ant Man’s Donuts.
* Remember their slogan: “Entenmann’s – The Ones Grandma Buys”.
* “Entenmann’s – We’re Even Older Than Tastykake”. (1896 vs. 1914.)
* Entenmann’s are the Werther’s Originals candy of donuts.
* National Donut Day. Yeah, we restrict our donut eating to one day. Right.