SCIENCE REGROWS HAIR WITH CHEMICAL FOUND IN MCDONALD’S FRENCH FRIES

Scientists in Japan say they have successfully regrown hair on bald mice under lab conditions in a technique they say could be easily transferred to humans. The secret is McDonald’s French fries. The secret is Dimethylpolysiloxane, which is found in McDonald’s fries. The chemical makes it safer to heat oil by stopping it from foaming. The Dimethylpolysiloxane was combined with stem cells in a technique that caused new hair follicles to appear on the mice. It proved effective in the experiment because it allows oxygen to pass through to the cells easily. Professor Junji Fukuda, of Yokohama National University, said this simple method is very promising. The next step is to transfer the method to human heads.
* And soon, we’ll all be shampooing with ketchup.
* I’ve always said McDonald’s fries are head and shoulders above everyone else’s.
* Do you want regular hair or crinkle cut?
* “Is this salt on my fries – or dandruff?”
* The hard part in these tests is finding bald mice.
* Every year, there’s another cure for baldness discovered, and each time they say it will take about five years to get to market, and it never happens. This is why Bruce Willis is cranky.
* Gee, I wonder how many other eight-syllable chemicals are in our food that we don’t know about?