SLEEPING NAKED STORIES

Reddit asked, “People who sleep naked, when has it ever backfired?” Some of the responses:
– “I was once sleeping on my stomach, and my dog barfed on my back.”
– “Apartment building caught on fire. I had just enough time to grab my husband’s robe (which was missing the tie) and run outside with a infant and toddler. News crew showed up. My kids are trying to crawl into my robe because they’re scared. Definitely flashed more people that day than I would have liked.”
– “I was sleeping at college and a burglar came in … he didn’t think anyone was home because it was spring break but I had stayed. He opened my door, saw me, apologized, then took a bag of cookies I had and my roommate’s Nikes., Couldn’t run after him because, well, I was naked.”
– “In college. The only thing I could grab was a coat. So there I am Donald Ducking with the rest of my dorm waiting for the fire department to let us in building. All because some idiot burned a grilled cheese sandwich.”
– “Got our house broken into, held at gunpoint. Yup, definitely worse with your junk out.”
– “While on tour with a show, at a hotel I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, half asleep. It wasn’t until I heard the click of the door behind me that I realized I had just stepped out into the hallway. Thankfully, it was the dead of night, and the only person I had to face was the front desk clerk, who didn’t laugh too hard.”
– “I had just laid down for bed and starting hearing a buzzing sound. Hopped out of bed and hit the lights and a Yellowjacket was attacking me. Not a fun battle to fight with no armor.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got a good “sleep naked” story?