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ELMER’S TOMATO PASTE
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out: “… great on pasta.”

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FIB NEWTONS
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out: “… as we say they are.”

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FRUIT ‘N’ FIBER OPTIC CEREAL
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out: “… at the same time.”

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IFFY PEANUT BUTTER
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out: “… damp old newspapers.”

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LAND O’ FAKES MARGARINE
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out: “… dressed as an Indian.”

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FRIDAY – Mar 13

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FRIDAY ALMANAC – Mar 13

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

FRIDAY TRIVIA – Mar 13

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

THE RAZZIE AWARDS: WINNERS LIST

Ptthhhhhht!

HALF OF AMERICA DOESN’T GO TO THE MOVIES ANYMORE

How did “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2” not pull them in?

OSCAR NOMINEE GIFT BAGS

In which luxury companies get their names mentioned on the radio.

QUENTIN TARENTINO TO DIRECT LONDON PLAY

A “swashbuckling” comedy!

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

Guy staggers into a bar.

posted March 16

Bartender says, “You look beat.” Guy says, “I just walked five mile, climbed two trees, waded across a creek, almost stepped on a rattlesnake and outran a bear.” Bartender says, “You must be quite the outdoorsman.” Guy says, “No, I’m just a lousy golfer.”

A guy goes up to his boss after an ethics training seminar.

posted March 13

He says, “Boss, that ethics training has me feeling bad about us doing product testing on animals. His boss says, “Look, animal testing is an accepted practice, many shampoo and cosmetics manufacturers test their products on animals.” Guy says, “Yeah, but we make hammers.”

What happened to the sewer worker?

posted March 12

He died in the line of dooty.

Guy goes into the confession booth.

posted March 11

He says, “Father, I just committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily made love to his wife, and then ate all of his groceries. And I didn’t share anything.” Priest says, “You forgot pride.” Guy says, “No, I’m pretty proud of myself for this.”