MAN FROM AMAZON NO-CONTACT TRIBE WANDERS INTO RURAL TOWN

A man from one of the Amazon Rainforest’s uncontacted tribes ventured into the rural town of Bela Rosa last week. The Amazon is home to many small tribes of people who have not had any contact with the modern world. The young man walked into Bela Rosa, in the southwestern Amazon, barefoot and wearing only a loincloth. The man was waving two sticks, leading locals to believe he was asking for fire. One resident tried unsuccessfully to show the man how to use a lighter. The man was fed some fish and brought to a facility that deals with indigenous people. 24 hours later, the man returned to his tribe.
* Finally, they figured out that he had simply lost his phone charger and came looking for a Best Buy.
* Also, he wanted to know what the hell these tariffs were that somebody put on his tribe.
* Good luck with the “no contact” once he tells everybody where to get free fish.
* He had two sticks. Isn’t it obvious? He was looking for a drum kit.