2025: THE YEAR OF THE SEX ROBOT

Futurists are predicting that 2025 will be the year of the sex robot. (* No, ladies, we’re not talking about yours truly. Although we very well could be. Rowwrrr.) Dr. Ian Pearson – physics professor, math PhD and futurist – predicts that humanity this year “will start to see some forms of robot sex appearing in high-income, very wealthy households.” Professor Pearson, who has boasted of having an 85 percent accuracy rate for his forecasts, argues women might overtake men in the adoption of sex robots in 2025.
* “Might.” That some fine futuristic forecasting work there, Lou.
* Is adopting a sex robot like adopting an animal from the pet shelter? Do the robots look at you with those cold, dead eyes that say, “I will love you unconditionally, with a couple of double-A batteries.”
* How long ’til somebody brings a sex robot on a plane claiming it’s an Emotional Support Machine? June?
* Time to buy stock in personal lubricants.
* A math professor who studies sex robots. I bet the word problems on his tests are very interesting.