WEIRD NAMES PARENTS GAVE THEIR KIDS LAST YEAR

From the Social Security Administration, here are 50 unusual baby names that parents chose in 2023. Each of these names was given to five babies born last year.
– Girls: Evening; Greenleigh; Minnow; Roulette; Dublin; Anemone; Vintage; Jovial; Trulove; Bethesda; Sparkle; Beige; Riverlynne; Cloud; Portland; Rhapsody; Viper; Thistle; Bellissima; Perfect; Choice; Willowgrace; Hathaway; Prophecy; Ethereal
* You gonna eat Ethereal, or do you want a waffle?
* Half of these sound like female X-Men. “Roulette! Sparkle! Viper! Prophecy! Heads up – Magneto’s on his way!”
– Boys: Pine; Casanova; Ptolemy; Trophy; Bison; Cobain; Jinx; Coastal; Barnaby; Tudor; Mclaren; Horizon; Costner; Beacon; Thanos; Rockland; Cupid; Braddox; Italy; Renegade; Preacher; Elmo; Rambo; Danger; Rooster
* “My name is… DANGER!”
* If you’re going to name a kid Danger, at least make it his middle name.
* And none of these came from celebrity parents?
* Years from now, these kids are all going to get together in a class action lawsuit.