CHICKENS 1: WOMAN FINDS 40 ROTISSERIE CHICKENS IN THE YUKON WOODS

A woman walking her dog in the Yukon Territory found more than 40 rotisserie chickens in a pile in the woods. Linda Lamers was walking Ossie the dog in Ibex Valley, about 12 miles west of Whitehorse, when Ossie quickly picked up the scent and found the chickens, along with some fries and chicken fingers, not far away from some homes. The concern is that the food will attract bears. The broiled chickens have since been collected and removed. Environment Yukon is asking anyone with information about the incident to get in touch. “I just want to know why,” Lamers said.
* Her head is spinning!
* Some want to know the meaning of life, others need to know why there was a pile of rotisserie chickens in the woods.
* Maybe some feral chickens were hit by lightning?
* Maybe rotisserie chicken grows naturally in the woods, like mushrooms.
* Didn’t Josh Brolin find a pile of rotisserie chickens near that mystery hole on “Outer Range”?