JAPANESE AIRPORT HASN’T LOST A BAG IN 30 YEARS

There is an airport in Japan that has never lost a piece of luggage in 30 years. Kansai International Airport in Osaka just won the Skytrax award for World’s Best Airport for Baggage Delivery 2024. The award, which the airport has received eight times, is based on an evaluation of wait time before baggage pickup, efficiency of baggage delivery and response to lost baggage. The airport first opened in 1994 and serves an estimated 20 million to 30 million passengers annually. They handled about 10 million bags in 2023. In a press release, the airport said, “We believe that the record of having no baggage lost since the opening of the airport is the result of the daily efforts and careful work of everyone involved, including airlines and handling companies.”
* Come on, airports can’t talk.
* What’s their secret? Duct tape and Superglue.
* Well, that seals it. From now on, I’m only flying through Osaka.
* Can we put them in charge of Boeing airplane parts?
* The first worker who loses a bag? Don’t even try to explain. Just get in your car and go home.